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Why Life Sucks September 10, 2010

Posted by Mukundhan in Filaasafee.
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Neils Bohr, in one of his boring experiments found that Lithium had destructive tendencies towards every other element. To make aMENDs, he requested Dmitri to LEAVE a message in the periodic table (yes, historians believe he got his surname after this incident) …So Dmitri Mendeleev apparently classified Lithium as ALL-KALI. Rearden(of Atlas Shrugged fame), though, did not see the warning. In order to create a new metal, mixed Iron and Lithium. This apparently gave a porous metal. Not quite sure about the accuracy of the information, but theoretical chemists believe that this is the reason why LIFE (Li +Fe) sucks