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Ayodhya Verdict: Confused Judge shocks the nation September 29, 2010

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In one of the most anticipated judgements of the year, the judges in the Ayodhya Verdict panel delivered a shocker. Confused on which stakeholder to satisfy and afraid of the repercussions of the judgement, the panel decided to impose a ban on mobile phone usage.

“The nation deserved a judgement. We obliged” said Mr. Dharam Veer Singh, before rushing into the retirement party organised for him.

“Cut him some slack. The man has been reading this case files all career. Even the X-Files got boring after a point remember. He probably might have read the Blackberry Case Files and the recent case file on restriction on bulk smses” said a colleague when questioned on what influenced the judgement in the case.

Though the judgement has thrown no clarity on the issue at hand, the political parties have breathed a sigh of relief. On the other hand though, it has left students and corporate big shots flabbergasted.

“No more “Sent on my BlackBerry® from Vodafone” mails is it”, sighed a consultant. A student from Satyabama Engineering College reacted strongly to the incident. “I did not sneak in the mobile under the socks and resist the unbearable smell in my mobile for this to happen. Now how do guys talk to girls in this college” he argued. “Judgement RESERVED” he added, slyly referring to the classification under which the non-groundnutting guys are usually put under. “Who cares about Ayodhya. It’s even tough to type it in T9 dictionary mode” commented another student.

Medical Experts used Bollywood to prove excessive mobile usage can cause cell-ective amnesia

The Lucknow Association of Medicine for Ear, Nose & Throat (LAMENT) welcomed the move. “Mobile upayog se Khan karaab ho jaatha hai” commented a physician immediately resulting in seizing of mobile phone from Aamir Khan, Salman Khan, Zaheer Khan and all the other famous Khans in India.

Meanwhile, down south, Kalanidhi Maran, known for his astute ability to convert adversity to opportunity, has master-minded a brilliant strategy. He announced that the SMS Tickers in Sun Music would now be replaced with “Breaking News” reports from 24×7 News Channels. Mr. Raja has been appointed to co-ordinate this bandwidth sharing.