Ritchie street trader disrupts ammavasai tharpanam

The Institute of Chartered Accountants of India (ICAI) and the traders from Ritchie Street are at loggerheads. The row apparently started after Panchapakesan, an employee of ICAI was treated with disdain by a trader from Ritchie Street who sent Onion and ALU Chips during ammavasai tharpanam.

“Vedic principles when not carried out the way they are defined results in a sin-tax error” said the auditor returning after filing a case under section 153A of the Indian Penal Code against the trader. “I wanted to stop this religious discrimination. But god, filing a case is a TDS process” he added. The reason for the rage, the sources say, is the prevalent belief among the traders that the Brahmins in ICAI are the prime cause for the increase in the VAT rates announced. “After-all, they are VAThima” said an agitated trader whose business of selling ready-made projects to engineering graduates has taken a beating thanks to increased prices of electronic goods. “VAT the eff…So why dint the take on the Christians and the VATican then??!!” questioned an Ahobila Matt professor extending support to the people in his agraharam. “These guys must be A-wit-ta nakshatram. They talk funny. #Whattay” tweeted Crazy Mohan. He also extended support to Suresh Kalmadi who is suffering from dementia and intended to bury their differences over the commonwealth games.

“Did you say Chartered Accountants at loggerheads? That’s Priori in-CA-ntatem right?” chuckled an articled assistant, who used all this diversion to sneak to Satyam to catch up with the latest and the last HP movie. “Hope they scrap the CA exam” grunted another student still recovering from a failure in the recently released CA results. “I have been tracking Sachin’s Form ever since he was 16, been tracking the injuries and the players filing for return tickets and continuously play call of (import / export) duty. But I still haven’t worked out a way to clear the Direct Tax paper” he added without much ado.

All in the good books!!

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